Made to order · Lincolnshire
Your dog, painted like she owns the place.
Custom pet portraits, tabletop character packs and art prints — made one at a time, printed on heavyweight paper, and posted from a desk in Lincolnshire. No subscriptions, no drop-shipping, no nonsense.
What's in the shop
Digital downloads you keep forever, and physical prints made and posted for you.
Victorian pet portraits
Your pet, in a red velvet jacket with far too much gold braid. Sent as a print, or as files you can print yourself.
From £11.99
Astronaut & themed portraits
Space suits, uniforms, wizard robes. Same pet, entirely different life.
Made to order
Badly Drawn Pets
Deliberately, joyfully terrible. The most popular thing I make, which says something.
Bestseller
Character packs & sheets
Ten fully-realised characters per pack for D&D, Pathfinder or your own table. Commercial licence included.
Instant download
Framed & canvas prints
Posters, framed prints and canvas, made to order and shipped direct.
Ships in 3–5 days
Something else entirely
If you can describe it, there is a good chance I can make it. Ask.
Commissions openHow a commission works
Four steps, one person, and you see it before anything is printed.
Send me a photo
Any decent photo of your pet. Good light helps; a phone is completely fine.
Pick a style
Victorian oil, astronaut, badly drawn, or describe something of your own.
See it first
I send a proof. Changes are free until you actually like it — that is the whole job.
Printed and posted
Files by email, or a real print made and sent to your door.
Everything I can make
The studio is a real workshop of tools, and every one of them is something you can order. These are actual outputs, not stock examples.
Where to buy
Everything runs through the shop, so you get buyer protection and I get to keep making things.